An old rant

Okay, so I haven't ranted in quite some time, so I really need to vent, and if you don't like what I'm saying, then click the back button because I couldn't really give two shits right now.

The main thing that is making me lose my fucking mind right now, is television. Every time I turn the fucking thing on, theres a new "reality" tv show, or another show that allows people to obsess over celebrities. Look, I enjoy watching pretty people, but why the fuck do people care about what celebrities do, and what they wear, and who they date, and what they eat, and blah fucking blah? For the love of God, maybe instead of wondering who Jessica Alba is fucking, you could read a god damned book, or better yet, jump off a bridge. I dont know why it infuriates me so much, maybe its not normal , but I dont care, Id rather be crazy mad about something like this than sit back and watch another piece of shit tv show about how some spoiled celebrities like to buy 8000 dollar bags to carry their dogs in.

Oh, and yeah, its very old news, but if one more fucking person says "Superman that hoe" to me, Im going to buy a chainsaw and start cutting mother fuckers in half. No, I will not Superman that hoe, no I will not Spider-Man that hoe, Im not going to any of that dumb shit to anyone, especially not a hoe, they have it hard enough as it is.

And heres the one thats gonna ignite some serious shit. I hate Family Guy. I hate family guy with the fiery hot passion of a thousand burning suns. I like some dumb shows, I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force for gods sake, but if I have to hear "Hey Brian, remember the time.." again as some retarded collar-popping douche bag quotes that fucking abomination of a show while he orders his Big Mac in McDonalds again, Im going to lose it. I have a small chuckle or two when I watch the show occasionally, but for the most part, that show is the biggest pile of dogshit. Non-sequitor humor is meant to be used sparingly, not to be every fucking joke. No Peter, I dont remember the time you were doing something fucking stupid that involved some random celebrity.

Fuck this shit, Im going to go listen to some Boston and think about a world without reality tv, Family Guy, and Soldier Boy, yes I spelled it Soldier, because Im not going to fucking acknowledge the retarded ass way he spells his name.